Reviews You Don't Need

First off, if you're eating frozen pizza, and you actually consider it pizza, this is not the review for you. The best frozen pizza is still much worse than the worst pizza from a pizza place. To illustrate my point, I will tell you a story. I once had a friend who lived in a bad part of town. Well, it was a good part of town, but the whole town was bad. Not bad in the way you're thinking, though. Most likely, you immediately imagined a ghetto, populated with crack houses, gangs, filled with crime and minorities. You racist fuck! No, this was just a shitty, white trash town in Pennsylvania. The pizza parlor was not going to have a really good pie to begin with, that's understood. The people there still thought that what they got there was real pizza, like people in the south or the midwest, or anywhere that isn't north Jersey or NYC. Don't worry, though. That's the last time I'll mention that. Pizza snobbery does not belong anywhere near a discussion about