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Product review: naps Let’s start off by saying that pretty much all sleep is good. Yes, there are night terrors and sleepwalking and waking up with acid reflux in the middle of the night afraid you're having a heart attack, or actually waking up having a heart attack, but none of those is really sleep's fault. Sleep provides a lot of benefits, and is a vital function for a lot of things that keep us healthy and alive. Whatever. Let’s be real, its most important function is to take up a third of our day so we can escape the anxiety and tedium and general waking terror of life. Of course, some people will tell you that's depression talking, but who needs that kind of negativity in your life? Maybe you're the one depressing everyone, mister! Sleep is good, that’s not in question, but a lot of people seem to be obsessed with it. They freak out if they can’t fall asleep right away, they get neurotic if they don’t get exactly 8 hours, they whine and complain because alien

Facebook is the world's biggest social media site, mostly because it's pretty much legally mandated that you be there. It's hard to even navigate the internet these days without having to link your Facebook account to everything you do, and thank God for that, or you wouldn't feel all the love you get when 50 friends a day send you game invites! Facebook has approximately 76 trillion users. You might think that's impossible, based on world population totals, but it's accurate. When you consider that most people have 5 different fake accounts to spy on exes, people they've blocked, stalkers, general psychos they know, groups they are no longer part of(wink wink), or just to use to link to games so they don't spam their real friends with game invites. Poor, lonely friends. Of course, there's also the accounts people make for their pets, the fake accounts to scam people or advertise sex cams, the cloned accounts, the temporary accounts made while t